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Introducing our new G2 (second generation) Bullion Baddies Silver Bars! These beauties are professionally struck, flaunting the Bullion Baddies logo and a bold fineness hallmark—right on the bar. A little more polished, a whole lot more irresistible.
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from 9 reviewsThe cheers of the adrenalized crowd may be completely understood if Taylor controls the sideline.
Touchdown Taylor scores just that, a full-point score with her newest presentation. This bar is an exquisite piece of artwork, though an initial glance may say otherwise. It'd be unwise to let that first glance throw you.
As with Sofie Sweetheart, Touchdown Taylor's updated presentation is an exacting body double based on the original from Series I, Taylor's original hometown. Within this modernized edition, Masterpiece Taylor manages a smooth transition, giving herself a sense of dynamic motion and physical fluidity. Once again, contrast becomes an essential tool and components in Taylor's hands, like her pom-poms, as it garners the any viewer's attention.
With a physique that was realistically alluring in her first presentation, it brilliantly carries over while showcasing an uptick of increased momentum. Yes, her pose is identical to Series I, however, the bar's punctuated contrast and smoothened-skin tones help create a visual that continues to be realistic in this run while somehow emphasizing Taylor's biggest detail - her pose.
Every athletic, chiseled curve is brought to the forefront by well-balanced color contrast, permitting Taylor to convincingly expand beyond the edges of her bar.
She truly dances for the viewer.
White gloves, frizzled pom-poms, and hair kept a classically bouncy, illustrious ponytail, Taylor expresses the dynamic elements of a devoted fan cheering for their favorite team.
Of the three Masterpiece bars released to date, Taylor's may possess the biggest change, going from the wild, expansive stadium at a nighttime game, to the gradated background sporting the iconic megaphone expected of any energetic cheerleader, each example linearly organized and brightly illuminated. Though the background tone comprises the tightest range of hues noted so far, color selection is beautifully handled with the same control Taylor expresses in her own accessories.
Her hair color, a major visual, is pulled into the background, floating cleanly into the megaphones. Unlike the pre-dominant blue seen in the digital sample, speckled blue-green hues tends to flow freely, like Taylor herself, closely following her graceful curves and jutting hips. The green may be everywhere, yet it enhances Taylor's own vivacious form.
As with all Masterpieces, the bar itself has undergone significant improvements, transcending the well-received digitally printed form from the the original presentation and evolving into an unexpectedly well-polished, vibrantly-colored, enameled jewel. The finishing process has created a bar that is bathed in richer yet more solid tones, colors that compliment Taylor's dancing hair and highlighted skin tones. The speckled detailing in the background, not seen in the digital sample, adds to the dynamic expression exuded by Taylor's smile and extended arms.
Not to be forgotten, the back of the bar is simple yet elegant in its design, displaying a crisp, nice contrast highlighted by Taylor's near-innocent yet irresistible hips, energized silhouette, and encompassing arms, all set against a black, diamond-patterned background.
As would be expected, each bar has its own CoA (Certificate of Authenticity), and like with her older sisters, Taylor's CoA could be a megaphone when placed against her endearing smile. Unfortunately, hers may be the least thematically convincing. Sporting purples and blues, it reminds the viewer more of the nighttime stadium from Series I. Furthermore, the design choice does cause a lot of imagery real estate to be lost. As such, the front of the CoA has images which are patently too small, not being able to be properly appreciated. Of course, this is nitpicking.
Touchdown Taylor and accompanying Certificate of Authenticity are contained in a simple, yet nicely designed case of all black with a pink silhouette of the encased model firmly stamped on front with the Bullion Baddies logo centrally placed. Clean, contained and elegant in its simplified presentation.
As an interesting design point, Taylor, as with her sisters Fiona and Sofie, is depicted with an inverted pose on her presentation box. Her backside - the bar's, not Taylor's as she likely already has a team tattoo - also has an inverted silhouette. Obviously, not an important point of contention but an observation on interesting design choices.
If anything could become a true point of contention, especially within the current silver market, it would be the price. In any other series, if the current dollar range were to be stamped on another design within the Bullion Baddies wheelhouse, many would likely deem it almost abusive. However, on an artistic silver bar of this quality with so much detailing, balanced contrast, and active-girl energy actively flowing outward, it may be seen as a reasonable cost.
So, take a big breath, and shout her name out...
(Bar #9 of 100)
An angel and devil walk into bar...
Not really, however it'd make for an interesting story, especially if it involved these two, a divinely statuesque beauty walking towards you as the other is holding a devilish pose.
Harper and Dahlia are part of a heavenly set that teases in either presentation, clothed or undressed. Having acquired, fortunately, one of each with a purchase of two packets, this review will cover each individual. Only fifty packets were sold through the online store, and fortunate smiled. One of Harper's fifty full-nudes was acquired.
Walking towards some lucky viewer with a confident stride, Heavenly Harper is displayed as a full-nude bound on showing an earthly slice of heaven. Set upon an obvious model's walkway, with strapped-on wings, you can see the elegance and sleek beauty of the model's design. Soft, gentle tones, blonde hair and confidence properly frame a serene, assured expression. The detail is glowing, softened, and blended quite effectively. As befitting Harper, her full form is displayed with nothing left to imagine, but instead, showcased in a manner befitting admiration.
The straps on her shoulders remind the viewer that Harper is more likely an earthly construct than a divine entity, something this is further suggested by the walkway's presence. Unfortunately, the straps do feel a bit out of place, turning the image for a moment into a Victor's Secret fashion show instead of a private viewing into the sensually divine.
That little detail aside, her form is perhaps one of the best put forth so far, with excellent anatomy and realistic proportions that do shout "heavenly body."
Harper's CoA fits the theme quite well, and once again has the property of some lost real estate that could been devoted to the image itself, such as removing the photographic copy of the back of the bar and increasing the size of Harper's image.
Devilish Dahlia, by contrast, is a strange art bar in that the clothed version may be just as good, if not better, than the nude version.
Upon first view, Dahlia's clothing is engulfed by the background and her lengthy, raven-tone hair. However, that quickly disappears and the distinction between a simple background and her beautiful, delicate form is appreciated.
With the use of predominately three tones - blacks, reds, and skin tone - Dahlia's appearance is like Harper's in that her supernatural nature is just symbolic. The fact that her horns are just a clothing accessory is noticeable if you look carefully. Yet, her sultry, quiet pose, beautiful, almond eyes and inviting warmth do make one think what devilish delights could she conjure?
As stated earlier, this one may actually be better than the nude form. The naughty Dahlia has an anatomy, primarily around her thorax, that looks more like overly exhibited and out-of-place line work. This version instead has delicate metal work and lingerie contouring covering that chest and leading the mind astray to private thoughts. And what could be more devilish than that?
As with Harper's, Dahlia's CoA is also thematically appropriate though with a high saturation of red. Once again, the lost real estate for imagery is present, though it isn't as apparent due to the CoA's background which provides enough intriguing cues as to its meaning.
Heaven and Hell may await, presented in what may be one of the best sets put forth so far.
So, grab a pair and misbehave...or don't...
The bar is overall an exquisite piece of artwork. While an exacting body double based on the original super-rare Sofie Sweetheart from Series III, Masterpiece Sofie highlights one smooth and creamy modification to her presence - contrast.
With a physique that was visually alluring in her first presentation, this run has Sofie's voluptuous curves and porcelain skin portrayed smooth as icing and shapely as any delicate ice sculpture. However, the true elegance resides in the increased contrast. Every curve is brought to the forefront by well-balanced lighting and color contrast, permitting Sofie to emerge from the bar as one intact figure.
Small draft details, such as improved lines and the re-imagined whisk, add a little something more to this bar's overall beauty.
In short, Sofie Sweetheart actually transforms into pastry to be consumed...slowly.
Additionally, the background has gone from a warm kitchen setting to a nice, soft and pleasantly gradated blend sporting, not surprisingly, cupcakes. The color choices here are top notch. Each floating confectionary draws its tones from Sofie's own sugary, peachy skin. Hips, lower abdomen, shoulders and, ehm, Sofie's "personal cupcakes" offer the hues reflected in the background. Even her nipple tones bleed into the cherry red topping a cupcake found front-and-center.
Also of importance, the bar itself has undergone significant improvements, transcending the well-received digitally printed form from the the original presentation and evolving into an unexpectedly well-polished, vibrantly-colored, enameled jewel. The finishing process has created a bar that is bathed in richer, more sensual hues associated with sultry flesh, an undeniable draw for Sofie. Though not noticeable in the digital image of the artwork, the bar itself has a granulated texture that conveys, strangely enough, the sensation of confetti, adding to the pastry motif, and thus, thematically raising the bar.
The overall contrast on the bar is extremely well-balanced, not competing nor being subjugated by the Sofie's foreground presence or the raining cupcakes found at her backside. Instead, all elements seamlessly blend into one another, creating a firmly centered yet open-composition image.
Not to be forgotten, the back of the bar is simple yet elegant in its design, displaying a crisp, nice contrast highlighted by Sofie's irresistible, motion-powered hips against a black, diamond-patterned background.
As would be expected, each bar does have its own CoA (Certificate of Authenticity), and like with her sister, Sofie's CoA could be the tart center in the frosting. A white-and-red icing motif is a fantastic slide into the overall cooking theme. However, the design choice does cause a lot of imagery real estate to be lost. As such, the front of the CoA has images which are patently too small, not being able to be properly appreciated. Of course, this is nitpicking. One's too busy being distracted by the sugary enticement found elsewhere.
Finally, Sofie Sweetheart and accompanying Certificate of Authenticity are contained in a simple, yet nicely designed case of all black with a pink silhouette of the encased model firmly stamped on front with the Bullion Baddies logo centrally placed. Clean, contained and elegant in its simplified presentation.
As an interesting design point, Sofie, and her younger sister bar, Fiona Flannel, are both depicted as inverted poses on their respective boxes. Sofie's backside - likely already covered in velvet frosting - also has an inverted silhouette. Obviously, not an important point of contention but an observation on interesting design selections.
If anything could become a true point of contention it would be the price. In any other series, if the current dollar range were to be stamped on another design within the Bullion Baddies wheelhouse, many would likely deem it almost abusive. However, on an artistic silver bar of this quality with so much detailing, highly improved contrast, creamy, smooth warm colors, and cooking-girl-next door confidence, it could be seen as a reasonable cost.
So, pick up the mixing bowl, wink, and have a lick...
(Bar #9 of 100)
The bar is overall an exquisite piece of artwork. While primarily based on the original Fiona Flannel from an earlier series, there are substantial modifications.
As an opening, salient point, unlike the original image which is known for being primarily topless, Fiona has been highly reworked with just one strategic movement - her panties have gone with the wind after excessive, high-speed rollerblading.
As such, she is now rendered as a well-chiseled, nicely proportioned full nude. A design choice that greatly accentuates her already impressive physique.
Additionally, the background has gone from the typically generic skateboard park visual to a splash of iconic 90's floating clip-art that properly cements Fiona into that decade's temporal theme, giving her a sensation of being slightly Gothic and edgy while still striking all the notes of her "skater girl" motif with amplified, grunge guitar chords.
Also of importance, the bar itself has undergone significant improvements, transcending the well-received digitally printed form from the the original presentation and evolving into an unexpectedly well-polished, vibrantly-colored, enameled jewel. The finishing process has created a bar that is bathed in richer, more profound hues, with purple being a juicy visual and quite alive, while airy blues skate between different intensities of color. Unseen on the bar's commercial image, but very evident on the actual bar, is the patterning of the gradated background, which adds a sense of texture that enhances Fiona's physical and sexual presence.
The overall contrast on the bar may qualify as almost too much for some owners, stopping just short of looking overdone by a hair. Strangely enough, while in parts it may seem a tad much, depending on the viewing angle and lighting, it serves thematically to correlate with the controlled and somewhat chaotic excesses associated with the 90s. For many viewers, this may very well further elevate Fiona’s allure.
Not to be forgotten, the back of the bar is simple yet elegant in its design, displaying a crisp, nice contrast highlighted by Fiona's undeniable outline against a black, diamond-patterned background.
As would be expected, each bar does have its own CoA (Certificate of Authenticity), and if anything were to be a bit behind the overall success of this masterpiece, it would be the CoA's design. While a black border is a nice touch to tie in with the box, a lot of imagery real estate is lost. As such, the front of the CoA has images which are patently too small, not being able to be properly appreciated. Of course, this is nitpicking since the true star of the show is significantly more apparent than the CoA's cardboard print.
To finish, Fiona, and accompanying Certificate of Authenticity, are contained in a simple, yet nicely designed case of all black with a pink silhouette of the encased model firmly stamped on front with the Bullion Baddies logo centrally placed. Clean, contained and elegant in its simplified presentation.
As an interesting design point, Fiona, and her sister bar, Sofie Sweetheart, are both depicted as inverted poses on their respective boxes. Fiona's backside - the silver bar, not the 90's beauty - also has an inverted silhouette. Obviously, not an important point of contention but an observation on interesting design selections.
If anything could become a true point of contention it would be the price. In any other series, if the current dollar range were to be stamped on another design within the Bullion Baddies wheelhouse, many would likely deem it almost abusive. However, on an artistic silver bar of this quality with so much raised, highlighted detailing, vibrant colors, and oozing "90's girl" sensuality, it could be deemed as reasonable.
So, get a grip and slide back to the 90s with this rollerblading, grunge-loving angel on your arm….
(Bar #3 of 100)

