Baddies Masterpiece Collection - Fiona Flannel
Baddies Masterpiece Collection - Fiona Flannel
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Fiona Flannel Masterpiece takes a familiar favorite and pushes her to the highest tier of the Bullion Baddies lineup. Enhanced artwork, deeper detail, and elevated finishes give her a presence that commands attention the moment she is revealed.
Each bar is struck in .999 fine silver and meticulously hand finished with advanced production techniques. Limited to 100 pieces worldwide and released quietly in small waves, this edition blends indulgence with long-term collectibility.
This Masterpiece Edition is limited to just one hundred pieces worldwide. Releases arrive in quiet waves of twenty five, and they will not always be publicly announced. Join the list to stay ahead of each drop. Only 1 per customer per drop.
Fiona Flannel steps into the spotlight with her Masterpiece Edition, the first of 4 drops is a refined holiday release that transforms one of Bullion Baddies’ coziest icons into a true collector centerpiece. Her artwork has been carefully reimagined with enhanced depth and elevated detail that highlight Fiona’s rustic charm and confident allure. Multi-layer printing, metallic accents, texture treatments, spot gloss, and premium foil elements add striking dimension, creating a finish that feels intentional, polished, and undeniably premium. This is Fiona at her most iconic, familiar yet elevated, comfort turned into couture.
Each Masterpiece is manufactured in the USA, individually hand finished, and housed in an exclusive Masterpiece display box with a numbered Certificate of Authenticity. Limited to just one hundred pieces worldwide, Fiona Flannel Masterpiece is among the most exclusive releases in the Bullion Baddies universe. This edition is equal parts indulgence and long-term collectible, created for those who appreciate craftsmanship, scarcity, and the art of doing things right.
Masterpiece Specs:
• Total Mintage: 100 pcs ever. 25 releasing at a time
• Editions: 100% Naughty (with cheeky twists!)
• Struck in .999 fine silver
• Features our BaddiesG2 second-generation bar style with struck logo and fineness hallmark
Design Variations
ONLY Fiona Flannel Masterpiece Naughty - 100 pcs
Why Masterpiece?
The Baddies Masterpiece Edition represents our most exclusive format, a luxury collectible produced with exceptional care, advanced finishing techniques, and meticulous hand craftsmanship. Every element is refined to deliver unmatched depth, brilliance, and visual impact, creating a piece that reads as fine art first, bullion second.
A showcase piece. A statement. A true masterpiece.

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The bar is overall an exquisite piece of artwork. While primarily based on the original Fiona Flannel from an earlier series, there are substantial modifications.
As an opening, salient point, unlike the original image which is known for being primarily topless, Fiona has been highly reworked with just one strategic movement - her panties have gone with the wind after excessive, high-speed rollerblading.
As such, she is now rendered as a well-chiseled, nicely proportioned full nude. A design choice that greatly accentuates her already impressive physique.
Additionally, the background has gone from the typically generic skateboard park visual to a splash of iconic 90's floating clip-art that properly cements Fiona into that decade's temporal theme, giving her a sensation of being slightly Gothic and edgy while still striking all the notes of her "skater girl" motif with amplified, grunge guitar chords.
Also of importance, the bar itself has undergone significant improvements, transcending the well-received digitally printed form from the the original presentation and evolving into an unexpectedly well-polished, vibrantly-colored, enameled jewel. The finishing process has created a bar that is bathed in richer, more profound hues, with purple being a juicy visual and quite alive, while airy blues skate between different intensities of color. Unseen on the bar's commercial image, but very evident on the actual bar, is the patterning of the gradated background, which adds a sense of texture that enhances Fiona's physical and sexual presence.
The overall contrast on the bar may qualify as almost too much for some owners, stopping just short of looking overdone by a hair. Strangely enough, while in parts it may seem a tad much, depending on the viewing angle and lighting, it serves thematically to correlate with the controlled and somewhat chaotic excesses associated with the 90s. For many viewers, this may very well further elevate Fiona’s allure.
Not to be forgotten, the back of the bar is simple yet elegant in its design, displaying a crisp, nice contrast highlighted by Fiona's undeniable outline against a black, diamond-patterned background.
As would be expected, each bar does have its own CoA (Certificate of Authenticity), and if anything were to be a bit behind the overall success of this masterpiece, it would be the CoA's design. While a black border is a nice touch to tie in with the box, a lot of imagery real estate is lost. As such, the front of the CoA has images which are patently too small, not being able to be properly appreciated. Of course, this is nitpicking since the true star of the show is significantly more apparent than the CoA's cardboard print.
To finish, Fiona, and accompanying Certificate of Authenticity, are contained in a simple, yet nicely designed case of all black with a pink silhouette of the encased model firmly stamped on front with the Bullion Baddies logo centrally placed. Clean, contained and elegant in its simplified presentation.
As an interesting design point, Fiona, and her sister bar, Sofie Sweetheart, are both depicted as inverted poses on their respective boxes. Fiona's backside - the silver bar, not the 90's beauty - also has an inverted silhouette. Obviously, not an important point of contention but an observation on interesting design selections.
If anything could become a true point of contention it would be the price. In any other series, if the current dollar range were to be stamped on another design within the Bullion Baddies wheelhouse, many would likely deem it almost abusive. However, on an artistic silver bar of this quality with so much raised, highlighted detailing, vibrant colors, and oozing "90's girl" sensuality, it could be deemed as reasonable.
So, get a grip and slide back to the 90s with this rollerblading, grunge-loving angel on your arm….
(Bar #3 of 100)
Top piece in the collection
Beautiful piece of art.







