Patriot Tess (Secret Rare) - Fast Facts
- Name: Patriot Tess (Secret Rare)
- Series: Bullion Baddies: Base Set, Series 2
- Theme: Stars, Stripes & Sass, Freedom Fighter, Liberty Belle
- Hometown: Liberty Lane, USA
- Height: 5’6” (plus heels)
- Why Collect? A cheeky, patriotic silver collectible for fans of flirty pin-up bullion art
Patriot Tess - Secret Rare - Bio
When the fireworks fade and the night heats up, Patriot Tess takes center stage. As the Secret Rare Baddie of Base Set 2 in the Bullion Baddies collectible silver series, she’s sassier, flirtier, and ready to set hearts ablaze. Draped in a teasing flag-skirt and sporting red-hot lipstick, she’s a pin-up-themed bullion beauty that makes sparks fly. This limited edition collectible silver coin is a sultry slice of silver art — cheeky, patriotic, and extremely rare.
Patriot Tess doesn’t just wave the flag — she knows how to work it. From steamy election-night chants to midnight parades with a wink, she’s a playful reminder that freedom can be glamorous and a little dangerous too. This is Tess unleashed: bold, seductive, and impossible to ignore.
- Turn Ons: Fireworks at midnight, red lipstick, loud applause, risky dares
- Turn Offs: Playing it safe, boring speeches, silence after a cheer
- Catchphrase: “Light my fire, stars and stripes!”
Patriot Tess brings the heat to patriotism, proving that liberty looks even better with a little sass — and her Secret Rare status makes her a must-have for collectors.

