
Patriot Tess (Secret Rare) - Fast Facts
- Name: Patriot Tess (Secret Rare)
- Series: Bullion Baddies: Base Set, Series 2
- Theme: Independence Day, Pride, Election, Patriotism
- Hometown: Liberty Lane, USA
- Height: 5’6” (plus heels)
- Why Collect? A cheeky, patriotic silver collectible for fans of flirty pin-up bullion art
Patriot Tess - Secret Rare - Bio
When the fireworks fade and the night heats up, Patriot Tess takes center stage. Still the Independence Day darling of the Bullion Baddies collectible silver series, she’s sassier, flirtier, and ready to set hearts ablaze. Draped in a teasing flag-skirt and red-hot lipstick, she’s the kind of pin-up-themed bullion that makes sparks fly. This collectible silver coin is a sultry slice of limited edition silver art that’s as cheeky as it is patriotic.
Patriot Tess doesn’t just wave the flag — she knows how to work it. From steamy election-night chants to midnight parades with a wink, she’s a playful reminder that freedom can be glamorous and a little dangerous too. This is Tess unleashed: bold, seductive, and undeniably collectible.
- Turn Ons: Fireworks at midnight, red lipstick, loud applause, risky dares
- Turn Offs: Playing it safe, boring speeches, silence after a cheer
- Catchphrase: “Light my fire, stars and stripes!”
Final Word: Patriot Tess brings the heat to patriotism, proving that liberty looks even better with a little sass.